Jokes :.A man used to stand outside the clinic every morning and stare at women. Doctor: You are outside the clinic every morning..

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In today’s run-of-the-mill life, every other person is troubled for some reason or the other and because of this people are not able to laugh openly for some moments in their life, but we all know that the way good food and clean air It is good for our health, in the same way laughing openly is also very important for our health and that is why we are present for you with some funny jokes like daily, after reading which you will also be laughing and laughing, so let’s start.

a true advice
If the wife is very gritty,
spoil the matter, then just pick up the slippers
and wear it out
For the rest of what you just thought, brother Jigra is needed, Jigra…

Wife – Behind every successful man there is a woman.
Husband – And what if there is more than one woman?
Dangerous answer…
Wife – then later the story of that successful and great man
Shows in “Savvy India”.

I asked a leader – Sir, this is before “public” and “man”.
Why use the word “mango”?
For example, common man, general public?
Giving a very beautiful answer, Netaji said –
So that it can be sucked in… and when the job is done, it can be thrown like a kernel…

Sanjana came for the third time to interview the driving license
officer – if you have husband on one side and
If you have a brother on the other side, what would you kill?
Sanjana – Husband
Officer – Hey ma’am I am telling you for the third time that you will hit the brakes.

The names of all the storms are in feminine.
which is a great respect for women
Like- Ockhi, Katrina, Lisa, Larry, Tsunami, Bulbul, Titli etc..
Who wreak havoc for hours.
At the same time there is only one “earthquake” in the name of masculine.

A man lost his wife in the waves of tsunami,
One day I was standing by the seashore..!
The wave was touching his feet..!
Suddenly he said: – Look at how many feet Samundar brother hold
I am not going to take my wife back, it was your fault, now you should settle..!

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Wife – Hi Ram, why is blood coming out of your head?
Husband – Hey my friend hit a brick.
Wife – You would have killed too, you had nothing in your hand?
Husband – Hmm I had his wife’s hand in my hand. (washing done)

Husband – Darling, you have never kissed anyone except me.
Wife – Not done sweetheart.
Husband – Wow I expected this from you.
Wife – Hmm I never used to. That’s what my boyfriend used to do everyday.

Wife came with new saree.
Wife – don’t go anywhere, I just come wearing a new sari.
Husband – Okay come early. Wife – Look how I am looking.
Husband – Wow, I feel like doing a very beautiful kiss.
Wife – Yes, that shopkeeper was also saying the same thing.

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When did you feel most proud of yourself?
When nothing was coming in the examination hall and
Madam had said from behind – ‘- Sitting straight, the one behind is watching..
The chest became wide by the oath..