Laughing and smiling makes life a lot easier. Living life is also an art. Life is only a short bite, life is to be lived. In such a situation, it is necessary to laugh to live life freely. We have brought such funny jokes for you, which will not stop your laughter after reading it.
A very dark and ugly husband tells his wife…
Husband- our child should be cute
Wife- Listen, think properly.
The child must be cute, isn’t it?
OK, don’t tell me anything later!!!
Wife (from friend) – How was your trip to Delhi….?
Friend- Oh what should I tell man….?
On the way my husband got down to get water and…the train started running and he remained at the station….!
Wife (from friend) – I can understand in your pain…
You had to remain thirsty in this long journey….!!
One day Sonu took his wife for a walk in the fair.
A painter came to him in the fair and said – Sir, get a picture made of madam,
I will make a picture that will speak.
Sonu – No, Banwani brother, already talks so much.
If the picture from above also says then where will I go!!!
If you want to get the horoscope, then match the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.
What’s up with the boy, God willing
Will understand and survive..!!
Don’t wait for the storm..
Make a program for dinner outside with wife,
Cancel it after the wife is ready.
The storm will come by itself…
The child asked while filling the school’s admission form
What to write in Papa Mother Tongue?
Papa: Write it son, too long and out of control.
Santa :- Dude, the day before yesterday my wife had fallen in the well,
Probably hurt a lot, was crying a lot from the well.
Banta :- Brother how is it now sister-in-law?
Santa :- Maybe it’s fine now because, from the well from yesterday
there is no sound
I was weak in Hindi typing from the beginning.
But today I got the most upset.
Was sending a message to wife…
In place of Priyatma, he sent her by writing Prettama.
I am hungry since morning… did not even get tea to drink…
This morning only wife’s call came, was crying…
Said me sorry… She also said in the same crying voice –
I will never quarrel with you, I will listen to everything, I will do whatever you say…!
Hearing all this, my heart also filled my heart…
Don’t know whose wife it was, it was a wrong number, but it was good to hear…!
Whenever Pappu used to wash his clothes, it rained…!
One day when the sun came out, he was happy and
Went to the shop to surf…!
As soon as he went to the shop, the clouds started roaring loudly.
Pappu said facing towards the sky – what…? Where…? I have come to get biscuits…!
The wife asked the husband…
Well tell me are you a fool or me…?
The husband (with a calm mind) while taking a sip of tea said – Dear,
Everyone knows this thing that you are the owner of very sharp intellect,
That’s why it can never happen that you marry a foolish person…!