Friends, in today’s run-of-the-mill life, every man is getting so busy in his work that he does not see anything other than work and in such a situation, people forget to laugh, smile and be happy in life. It is very important and keeping all these things in mind, today we have brought in front of you a collection of some of the best jokes. We claim that after reading these jokes you will not be able to roll your laughter. Even if you are in depression, then your mood will also be refreshed after reading these. So let’s read them again without any delay.
If you have a phone in your hand, it takes an hour to eat food….!
If your phone is in someone else’s hand then….
It takes only 2 minutes to eat food….!!
Whenever santa starts washing clothes… it rains….!
One day when the sun came out….
Santa ran away to take the surf….! The thunder started to change on the way……!
Seeing the sky, Santa said-
I am going to get salty…..!!
Madam asked- whose book is this…..?
Chintu said- Madam this book is of paper…..!
Madam- Oh, I also know that this book is of paper…..!
Chintu said – If you know then why are you asking…..?
Once Pappu was going to the forest….!
Suddenly seeing the bear holding his breath… lying on the ground….!
Seeing this the bear came and said in his ear-
Brother-in-law is not hungry….!
Otherwise I have also heard the story in my childhood….!!
Raju’s wife was eating almonds…
Raju said being romantic – please get me tested too…
The wife put one almond in his hand and started eating the rest herself.
Raju – Only one?
The wife said with annoyance – yes, everyone else’s test is also the same.
Pappu went to buy a water tank.
Pappu – Uncle how much is that black 5000 liter tank?
Uncle – Rs.3000 That… Pappu – And this skinny one?
Uncle – you have done the limit, you are a great person.
She is our bagam in burqa…
The cashier of the bank said ‘no money’ to the man standing at the window.
Customer: And two Modi ran abroad with money, all the money to Mallya
The cashier took his hand out the window and grabbed his neck and said
‘Sale is in the bank, it is not in your account’ beggar
The cheetah’s gait, the eagle’s gaze and…
Do not doubt the student’s studies…
You can top anytime…
Just Mastani should not come in between…
The wife speaks to the husband on the next day of marriage…
do not come near me,
husband – but why
I had promised my mother that after marriage I will leave all this…
Husband is still unconscious..
A baba said to a drunkard – if you drink so much alcohol then you will go to hell after death…!!!
Alcoholic – So what will happen to the one who is selling liquor…? Baba – That too will go to hell…
Alcoholic – Then what will happen to the person who sells snacks in front of the liquor shop…?
Baba – He too will have to go to hell…!!!
Alcoholic – then what is the problem, hell is fine for me…!!!