In today’s present era, every man is living under stress and our youth is the most troubled by this problem because everyone is worried about their career and in such a situation when we are engaged in work all day long then laughing and smiling. Just like forgetting and going into depression, it is very important for a healthy body to have health as well as to have mental peace and for this the best means is to smile and that is why today we have brought some such wonderful jokes for you. Which are really fun.
Judge – You have come to the court for the third time,
do not be ashamed…?
Criminal – You come everyday
You must die by drowning…!!!
Once a bus conductor asked a child –
You stand by the door everyday,
Is your father a watchman?
The child was very naughty…
Said – You always keep asking me for money,
Is your father a beggar?
Judge – What do you have to say in your explanation…?
Woman – What shall I say now? I’m here for cleaning
maids, so well the same about this
Can you tell…!!!
Pappu – Why is some time kept between engagement and marriage?
Gappu – Why…?
Pappu – so that no one can say that
I was not given a chance to avoid the accident…!!!
Pappu’s wife (seeing the weather) – Today there will be a storm…
Pappu – I am facing the storm of 10 years,
What will the storm do to my harm?
Then there was a loud thrashing of poor Pappu…!!!
Criminal – Judge sir, I was not drunk,
Rather, he was drinking.
Judge – so do that your punishment
Reduced from one month to 30 days…!!!
Pappu was telling his friend..
Pappu- don’t know that people are afraid of wife after marriage
Why do you think…we have clearly said today…
“It’s too cold, I’ll do the dishes in the afternoon…!!!”
Teacher – What is this virtue…?
Pappu – Like mango pickle,
That’s how simple conduct is…!
Teacher- Fell unconscious.
Banta- what have you been looking for in the keyboard for so long?
Santa – I am looking for Annie’s button in this keyboard,
Onscreen it is written Press any key to start…
Holding the hand of the beautiful secretary of the tantric, Pappu said…
Pappu- what is your plan…?
Secretary- From marriage to farewell…
Pappu- Just… Just… means you are patti-patai…
Slap on Pappu’s cheek the secretary said – Baba’s service is… Idiot
Once Santa got a lottery of 20 lakhs. Santa went to the lottery.
After matching the number, the lottery person said, ‘Okay sir,
We will give you one lakh rupees now and the remaining 19 lakhs you can take for the next 19 weeks.
Santa: No, I want full money now
Otherwise you return my five rupees.
After getting married and getting mobile,
Sorry about the same thing…
that I wish it would have stayed for some more day
Then get a good model!!!
The boy was standing outside the girlfriend’s house when the aunt came out
Auntie – why are you standing? boy- just like that
Aunty son, this is the age, read a little, write, set a career
Boy- your girl is not getting set with me
what career blueprint will i set
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