Funny Jokes: Girlfriend: Jaanu, I have forgotten my purse at home, give me one thousand rupees.. Boyfriend- do you know you too

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All of you are welcome once again in the world of jokes and as we know how important it is for our health to be happy and when we are happy then half of the problem of our life goes away by itself and in such a situation. We have brought some funny jokes for you which are very trending on social media these days. We are sure that you will not stop laughing after reading these jokes. So let’s start this process of laughing and laughing.

“The mother said to her parrot son: Son where are we going to see the girl today,
Do not speak there, otherwise these people will also refuse.
Son: That’s it. When the girl has tea at the girl’s house
When she brought it, the boy said as soon as he drank tea,
“Dalam is dalam. The girl immediately said, Oh Fut Mal Fut Mal!

Disciple – Guruji, what is such a wife called?
Who is fair, tall, beautiful, smart,
understand your husband
Don’t you ever fight?
Guruji – He is called the mind of the mind, son.. the passion of the mind!…

Wife to husband: Hey you hear,
Neighbor pinky got 99 marks out of 100 in maths..
Husband: Okay, so where did 1 mark go?
Wife: Has brought his son

Wife:- Do you like my beauty more or
My rituals…?
Husband:- I am your joke
It feels good to have a habit.

Wife: Wake up, it’s morning
Husband: Eyes are not opening, like this
Say something so that sleep disappears.
Wife: The person I was chatting with at night is my second ID.
Now the poor husband is not getting sleep for 3 days.

Girlfriend: My mobile is with my mother.
Boyfriend: If caught?
Girlfriend: Your number, ‘take the battery
named after. whenever your phone
When he comes, the mother says, ‘Take a charge,’ Boyfriend is still in a coma!

A child told his mother that mother is so big
When will it be that…..
Can I go anywhere without asking you?
mother too heart touching
Answered- son….. so big….. Your father has not even happened till today…!!

Drunk :- If I had government in my hand then
I would change the fate of the country.
Drunk’s wife: – Hey, first your pajamas
Karam burns after changing.., wearing my salwar since morning
is roaming…

Doctor (from patient) – If you are my
What if I am cured with medicine?
Will you reward… Patient – ​​Sir, I am very poor
am man, dig your grave
I will dig for free…!

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A bania was taking his last breath, and
Said where is my wife?
Bibi – I am here, where is my daughter?
Daughter :- Here Humbania :- Where is my son?
Son :- Here I am Baniya – If everyone is here for years then who is at the shop?

To the English soldier – Cut off this man’s ear.
Thief – No, don’t cut my ear, otherwise I’m blind
I’ll be there, Englishman – a idiot becomes blind by cutting off his ear.
Thief – Hey idiot, if you cut off the ears, what will the glasses be?
I will put it on your father’s ear.

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Wife – Hi Ram, why is blood coming out of your head?
Husband – Hey my friend hit a brick
Wife – You would have killed too, did you have nothing in your hand?
Husband – Hmm… I had his wife’s hand in my hand..
Now blood is coming out of my face