We have brought some funny jokes for you which are very trending on social media these days. We are sure that you will not stop laughing after reading these jokes. So let’s start this process of laughing and laughing.
Some college girls…
put a strike against the college administration….!
The boys also started supporting them…..! The girls said – our demands….
The boys said from behind – fill it with vermilion…..!
Then the girl said – who will hit us…. The boys said – husband will be called….!!
Wife- You keep looking at other women all day long…..?
Husband- Hey…. God…. No…. It’s not like that….!
Wife- do you know….?? The donkey was never his wife.
Doesn’t look at the other side.
Husband – That’s why he is called a donkey..!
A miserly father gave his son new glasses. The next day the son was sitting on the chair thinking about something.
The miserly father called out – why are you studying son?
Son – no father, father – so are you writing something?
Son- no, father, father (angrily)- then why don’t you take off your glasses?
You have got into the habit of extravagance.
Father:- Son, tell me where does life come from?
Son :- From the window !!
Father:- How is that?
Son :- Yesterday Didi was telling a boy
Man, go out the window…
Husband – Listen, don’t put on mobile charging overnight,
The battery will explode..! Wife – Don’t you worry,
I will take out the battery and put it on charging..!!!
Earlier it was written in the shops, ‘Customer is God’.
So the fillings like deities used to come..and..
Now it is written, ‘You are under camera surveillance’
So from swearing comes the filling of thieves!!!
Husband (from wife) – What kind of photo have you taken, the dog came behind..?
I had to put it on Facebook..!
Wife – (Taking a sip of tea) – Yes, what happened in that..
Write that I am next..!!!
Husband beat his forehead..
Husband- I am going to Dubai….!
Wife- I also come….
I want to buy jewellery…
Husband – I am going to Singapore….! Wife – I am also coming….
I want to get cosmetics….! Husband – I am going to London….!
Wife- I also come….I want to get perfume….!
Husband (irritably) – I am going to hell….! Wife – God has given everything….
Just take care of yourself….!!
If anyone has complaint with my message or…..
If you do not like it…. you have every right that the mobile should….
Hit the wall near you and break it because….
Nothing is more important to me than your happiness….!!
Teacher: I will give two sentences, you have to tell the difference.
First sentence- He washed the dishes.
Second sentence- He had to wash the dishes.
Pappu: In the first sentence the subject is unmarried.
And in the second sentence the subject is married.
Boy – I want to marry your daughter
Girl’s father – how much do you earn
Boy – 19000 thousand months
Girl’s father – 15000 I give pocket money to my daughter
Boy- I am speaking only of mixing it up, Uncle.
Husband to his wife :- Pressing my shirt by vomiting.
Wife :- Okay, after sometime
Husband :- Have you pressed my shirt?
Wife :- No not now Husband :- Why.?
Wife:- I am not able to vomit right now, so how can I vomit and press. Husband is unconscious.